This is my first blog and I'm not used to the basis of what I'm supposed to do. Regardless, let me speak a bit of what the purpose of this blog is going to be centered around...30 for 30. This is something I've thought of - maybe it has been done before maybe not. We'll just assume for errogance sake that I'm the first. I'm turning 30 and I have tasked myself with dominating a friend of mine in the 24 hour window of my 30th birthday. For those that know me, I don't need to introduce my friend. For those that need to be told, my friend is a cube of Natty, a 50 cent a pop college past time, and what I'm quite certain is the legitimate originator of the shnap...the 30 pack of natural light. I'm taking myself to down the cube in the next 24 hours. Shit my mispellings have already caused me to miss midnight. And the first hand keg has been tapped. So back to the story, this is intended to be my 24 hour journal of the endeavor. Just as a status check: down 1/2 a beer, Star Wars II is on, it is 12:05am, and I have to pee. You know, I'm a Star Wars fan but I bet if it was created by someone who wasn't also a Star Wars fan (George Lucas) it would be so much cooler...yeah I'm at that fight scene is the gladiator like arena and it is just ghey. Maybe if Samuel L. Jackson's next line was "I'm getting tired of these mother fucking droids on this mother fucking planet" it would appease me..nope it is wosh wosh wosh...zing zing zing. Really? How is he in a movie and not saying the f word ever other syllable?
Time 12:48, down 1.5 beers, Beavis and Butthead now on. I need to explain something quick - I'm anal retentive and this typing while drinking is annoying because I keep on having to correct misspellings. I wonder how many beers it is going to take before I don't give a shit about the spelling. I guess I should disclaim that I have been drinking before I started the 30 for 30. and I'm starting to find it really hard to differentiate a d from b...this ist the start. So the facebook messages are starting to come in. Oh facebook, everybody's lazy way of caring. Don't get me wrong, I love me sopme Facebook but it really is just an anti-social social device, which is percect for me.
Red BULL@@@!!!! ran out of the first 4 beers that Krena allottem me from the 30 and I persuaded her at 3:00am to get me another 6. I know, red bull says 6 is way not enough but hey, it is my birthday so when she is wrong, whe will hve to get me another 6. I wonder what time I will actually fall asleep tomorrow. I am probably acdtually effing myself to finish the 30 is a decent timeframe tomorrow...taoday! F bomb goes the dynamite...I am 30! Really, 30? That is messed up. On another note, I was lonely so I lied to Lucy and told her that Mommy was home (it wan't really a lie because she is home). Anjhyways, she is now playing the eff we're old game (her snoring me sniffing the 3am beer boogers, I wonder if my parents would mind if I wwoke them up by killing some russian terrosits in the theater? This Community rocks by the way ;pause- beer........................................................................................................one drink. I wonder how an IM session would go right now. I think seeing Annie as an animated stop motion balleriniaiaiai makes her even mor hot. Speaking of, I need to watch Mad mEN - my friend says that show rocks. Speaking of, Jordan just had a bday but he is only 29, must be nice being a fung yucker.
Stutus check: 5 down, 25 to go, 3:21am, 1 red bull, watching a great Community, hanging with my favorite hariy girl (Lucy, see picture), but don't Kraren I let her on the couch, because I don't. This is a blog...so, left lane drivers, what goes through your head? I knoww this could be one of those things where you are completely oblivious to what you are doing but when you drving in the left lane and ARE THE SLOWEST OF THE ROAD youu piss peolple off. I'm sorry if I'm bursting your protective "my shit doesn't stink" bubble, but you stick out like Gumby at a dentist's office. How long s Taco bell open? NO, I promised Karen no more 3:33am Taco beell. Status check: 6 down 24 to go, taco bell is sounding good, which means that I need to find the keys that I hid and then hide them bterrer. I'll let you know how that goes. Psider man, I want to watch a man who gets bit by a radio active spider (really?) and then becomes the worst actor possible...but yeah, now I want to watch it...must retrieve the movie. oloooo, this is close to the spider king email I send to Kranen when in Bulgarie, I wonder if she stilll has that email. TBC (C~continued). I would typically be concerned about that spillt beer but really, I'm just masking the mold smeel with new beer. Snap, new test - what ranking can I get in tahat mario cart series that I have only been able to get silver sober...if I get gold, I'm staying up al tnight...
Status check: just opened my 8th beer, it is 8:40am, and I did not win the gold. Reading over some of this morning's blog, I'm finding it hard resisting the desire to correct some of the ridiculous spelling/typos. Hells to the yes, I'm rocking out the techno at 8:48 after sleeping maybe 4.382 hours last night and ain't noththing nobody can't do nunthing about it. Wow, having a hard time focusing on the keys this morning. Time to take a break and drink some beer.
